What Apple Didn’t Say  

“Here’s our new iPhone and iPods and iTunes. Oh, look at that, we just sold 2 million iPhone 5s in 24 hours. Move along. Nothing more to see here.*

*Siri still sucks.

*Oh, btw, we’re killing Ping, because not everything we touch turns to gold, sorry.

*Our supplier Foxconn is again being accused of inhumane working conditions, but relax, most of our manufacturing is automated, at least that’s how we like to think of it.

*The camera on the iPhone 5 is the same as the one on the iPhone 4S.

*We’re getting rid of Google as much as we can on the iPhone and all of our devices, which means you have to go download YouTube on your own and you get to use an inferior Apple Maps to get around (especially inferior if you’re in a city).

*The forthcoming iPad Mini/Air is going to be a smaller iPad 2, and it’s going to rock. ”